Filed under: Sports | Tags: farewell, pro-mets, seriously, suck, they suck, yankees
What a view!
As the team over at sweetcrack put it. Farewell to Yankee Stadium. Except we do things a bit differently in the world of LMAOWTF. Seriously, if anybody even saw the tremendous goodbye they had for the stadium it should really make you LOL. First of all Babe Ruth made it out to the stadium that night? Really? You don’t say, some paid actor to hold a bat in center field as 50+ thousand fans cried. Grow up Children. The Bodega in the Bronx is moving across the street.
Mr. Met, crying because he hates me.
The summer heat is done, the leaves are changing colors, the kiddies are back in school, and it’s time to whip out the sweaters and start the countdown to halloween. For most people, this is just an ordinary time of year. For most people, the countdown to Halloween is exciting enough. However… there is a large sum of people who wake up every morning and know that their slacks, shirt and tie combination will not be their final outfit of the day. Most humans wake up and turn on the today show to see Al Roker tell you what’s going on in “your neck of the woods”. Then there is that part of the population who wakes up and NEEDS to see Stuart Scott give vital information that is needed before leaving the front door. The kids can be late for school, this information must be extracted. Weather? pfffft! Rain, sleet, or shine… the only countdown that matters is the one that is taking place tonight. At a certain time we gather at either the stadium we are told to go to, or we flock to our boys’ house because there is a game to live and die with. September is here. The start of the NFL season, the climax of the MLB season, and if all else fails… the NBA is right around the corner.
The beauty of sports is how much all of life’s problems are ( for a short period of time ) put on hold. Female troubles? Let’s Go Mets! Need a new job? Let’s Go Mets! Big presentation? Let’s Go Mets! Time and time again, year after year, month after month, day after day, play after play, You feel the twists and turns of players who are either going to be labeled as horribly overpaid, or your latest mancrush. Girlfriend doesn’t understand why you paid 250.00 for that jersey JUST because it’s authentic? Her opinion is irrelevant… some weeks your gonna get a winning streak by your baseball team capped off with a late field goal with 4 seconds left on Sunday. Other weeks your going to be a New York Met and New York Jet Fan. The most important thing is whether you have the money to go to the stadium and tell the opposing team’s fans that their mascot is ridiculous ( philly fanatic? grow up) or you just stay at home, order some food and yell at your television sets… go through the ups and downs with your boys. There is nothing like it… you might even celebrate a championship one day.
R.Stone
Filed under: LMAO, Ownage, Sports | Tags: Bedowngraded, Jenni Carlson Owned, Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, Ownage, Was all this ownage necessary
One year ago today Michael Ray Gundy (which by the way is the greatest human to ever don the name Michael) completely owned the life out of poor Jenni Carlson. That’s what Jenni gets for writing negative things about one of Mike’s players. One of HIS athletes.
Lets just analyze this amazing speech by Mr. Gundy for a second….or more. First of all he’s got the paper in his hand as to let you know that if any point during his speech you want to get up you’re going to get a fist full of paper. Also may I add if you ever thought wearing a visor was gay. Well think again. Mike Gundy has manified (a real word) wearing visors. Just go outside and look at how many people wear visors now, it’s absurd.
One of the startling things about this is that it’s not supposed to be a speech at all. This is a press conference where usually news reporters ask questions and what not. Obviously they’ve never been to a Mike Gundy press conference. He does all the talking, you do all the quivering. Gundy now goes into a full out thrashing of Jenni. Questioning her abilities to have children for he in fact knows somebody who wrote that article couldn’t possibly have children. He’s so fuming mad that he can’t even stay at the podium for his verbal thrashing. He moves about the podium and even as he walks away from the microphone his voice gets increasingly loud. At certain points of the video you can literally feel the fear from the news reporters.
He starts his rampage on how Donavan is a good kid. How he’s respectful to everybody and there mother. Too bad Mike Gundy is completely disrespectful. Especially to Jenni Carlson who by the way was in the front row for her own verbal abuse. He even points right at her to let her know that he’s coming for that ass.
“That’s why I don’t read the newspaper, because it’s garbage. And the editor that let it come out is garbage”
Let that sentence sink in for a second. Because Gundy just screamed that into Jenni’s face. You’d think at this point she would leave the conference in complete embarrassment. Not at all, you can’t leave when Gundy is about to finish tearing you a new one.
“Are you kidding me, where are we at in society today? COME AFTER ME, I’M A MAN. I’M FORTY. I’M NOT A KID. WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME” (Notice in the right hand corner the poor lady standing next to Mike hugging herself in pure fear of her own life)
This is the most memorable quote from the speech. He indeed challenges the poor reporter to go write about him. Obviously it’s an unfair challenge because after all, look at what’s happening to her now when all she did was write about one of his players. If she were to write about Mike Gundy she would probably face imminent death.
Towards the end of the speech Mike gets so mad he starts to make up his own word. A hybrid between belittle and downgrading someone. Be-Downgrade. The “press conference” finishes and everybody claps for him. I assume Ms. Carlson gave him a standing ovation after her complete utter ownage. As we all go to youtube to see this clip on it’s one year anniversary. Everybody get your Oklahoma State Visors and open up a cold beer. Cheers to Mike Gundy who indeed be-downgraded the living crap out of Jenni Carlson for the rest of her journalistic career.
