Filed under: LMAO | Tags: Add new tag, golddigger, hater her or love her, sallie mae, you need her
She'll screw you, except not in the good way.
Sallie Mae, the lady who is married to your favorite Uncle Sam is also your favorite girlfriend. (For sake of awkward incest reasons lets pretend she’s really not) Alright, so moving on can you believe this chick Sallie? First of all if any of you know about education and how they are expensive as sh!t then you know about Ms. Mae. Worst part about this chick is that she doesn’t even bother getting wind and dined. She’s just a straight up gold digger. Every month she’s there asking for money.
You think she’ll give you a quickie or something right? Nope not a chance. Even worse is that she charges you ridiculous amounts of interests just because she lent you like what 20K the night before? What a golddigger. So let’s get this straight. She doesn’t give it up, she always asks for money, she charges you interest and on top of that she’s married to Uncle Sam who also gives you a stiff one every month. Sometimes life isn’t fair….. Is Max Power’s gonna have to slap a b!tch? Yes….. Yes he certainly as hell is.
Filed under: LMAO | Tags: bill o'reilly, fck it, this fckin thing sucks, we'll do it live
Check out my boy Bill O’Reilly losing his god damn mind over a teleprompter gone wrong. I… I don’t know what that says?? I CANT READDD IT. FCK IT Bill. We’ll do it liiveee.
Next time you’re second guessing yourself about doing something? Just think what Bill does. Bill Does it live, then progressively begins to curse out inanimate objects such as teleprompters. So if you dont have an inanimate object near you to curse at. Just curse at whatever because if Bill O’Reilly can do it live, you sure as hell can to.
Filed under: LMAO, Ownage, Sports | Tags: Bedowngraded, Jenni Carlson Owned, Mike Gundy, Oklahoma State, Ownage, Was all this ownage necessary
One year ago today Michael Ray Gundy (which by the way is the greatest human to ever don the name Michael) completely owned the life out of poor Jenni Carlson. That’s what Jenni gets for writing negative things about one of Mike’s players. One of HIS athletes.
Lets just analyze this amazing speech by Mr. Gundy for a second….or more. First of all he’s got the paper in his hand as to let you know that if any point during his speech you want to get up you’re going to get a fist full of paper. Also may I add if you ever thought wearing a visor was gay. Well think again. Mike Gundy has manified (a real word) wearing visors. Just go outside and look at how many people wear visors now, it’s absurd.
One of the startling things about this is that it’s not supposed to be a speech at all. This is a press conference where usually news reporters ask questions and what not. Obviously they’ve never been to a Mike Gundy press conference. He does all the talking, you do all the quivering. Gundy now goes into a full out thrashing of Jenni. Questioning her abilities to have children for he in fact knows somebody who wrote that article couldn’t possibly have children. He’s so fuming mad that he can’t even stay at the podium for his verbal thrashing. He moves about the podium and even as he walks away from the microphone his voice gets increasingly loud. At certain points of the video you can literally feel the fear from the news reporters.
He starts his rampage on how Donavan is a good kid. How he’s respectful to everybody and there mother. Too bad Mike Gundy is completely disrespectful. Especially to Jenni Carlson who by the way was in the front row for her own verbal abuse. He even points right at her to let her know that he’s coming for that ass.
“That’s why I don’t read the newspaper, because it’s garbage. And the editor that let it come out is garbage”
Let that sentence sink in for a second. Because Gundy just screamed that into Jenni’s face. You’d think at this point she would leave the conference in complete embarrassment. Not at all, you can’t leave when Gundy is about to finish tearing you a new one.
“Are you kidding me, where are we at in society today? COME AFTER ME, I’M A MAN. I’M FORTY. I’M NOT A KID. WRITE SOMETHING ABOUT ME” (Notice in the right hand corner the poor lady standing next to Mike hugging herself in pure fear of her own life)
This is the most memorable quote from the speech. He indeed challenges the poor reporter to go write about him. Obviously it’s an unfair challenge because after all, look at what’s happening to her now when all she did was write about one of his players. If she were to write about Mike Gundy she would probably face imminent death.
Towards the end of the speech Mike gets so mad he starts to make up his own word. A hybrid between belittle and downgrading someone. Be-Downgrade. The “press conference” finishes and everybody claps for him. I assume Ms. Carlson gave him a standing ovation after her complete utter ownage. As we all go to youtube to see this clip on it’s one year anniversary. Everybody get your Oklahoma State Visors and open up a cold beer. Cheers to Mike Gundy who indeed be-downgraded the living crap out of Jenni Carlson for the rest of her journalistic career.
