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She'll screw you, except not in the good way.

Sallie Mae, the lady who is married to your favorite Uncle Sam is also your favorite girlfriend. (For sake of awkward incest reasons lets pretend she’s really not) Alright, so moving on can you believe this chick Sallie? First of all if any of you know about education and how they are expensive as sh!t then you know about Ms. Mae. Worst part about this chick is that she doesn’t even bother getting wind and dined. She’s just a straight up gold digger. Every month she’s there asking for money.

You think she’ll give you a quickie or something right? Nope not a chance. Even worse is that she charges you ridiculous amounts of interests just because she lent you like what 20K the night before? What a golddigger. So let’s get this straight. She doesn’t give it up, she always asks for money, she charges you interest and on top of that she’s married to Uncle Sam who also gives you a stiff one every month. Sometimes life isn’t fair….. Is Max Power’s gonna have to slap a b!tch? Yes….. Yes he certainly as hell is.